TECHNOLOGIX 06

3 days of absolute fun. That’s the only way to describe the whole thing. Right from day one where I distributed plates to day three where I did almost nothing. The talks, the paper presentations, the quiz, the informals..(I won 100 bucks here). And I also co set the math informal paper with anee aka theob aka pooooo…pretty ironic considering my mathematical abilities, which are easily surpassed even by a 2^nd grader. Apart frm the obvious fact that I kinda slogged my arse out for this,I also got to know a whole load of seniors. The quiz was filled wit shitty humour that amudha is famous for but hats off to the organizers for such an amazing fest. My business case study was torn in half when I submitted it and I suspect that was the main reason they turned the proposal down.6 fuckin G down the drain thanks to my humped up handwriting…will try improving in time for the IEEE fest though. let’s wait and see.

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A Flying Monkey

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The Chronicles Of Hernia.(tm-lesbo)

Well a mistake committed by my friends and me was to watch the chronicles of narnia.. I mean it’s not a bad movie but it’s a kiddie’s movie and 18 yr olds aren usually called kids .But thanks to doc karnad, the day turned memorable for us. The Gay Thing(vasu) and doc turn up late and I had been assigned the task of getting the to the where we were sitting. First arrive the gat thing, the aunty next to me gives me dirty looks and I get him. Ten minutes later the doc calls up and tells he’s waiting at the entrance to the cinema hall and I try my previous route out when the formidable aunty there rebuffs me and asks me to climb over the seats instead.. so I do that and considering my height that was a mission well done. I go down the 3 bloody floors and come up wit him. Doc loses sight of me in the movie hall and I had to wave my mobile like a lighthouse to get him to where we are sitting. Now comes the best part: karnad, the embodiment of knowledge on this planet seats himself next to the aunty previously mentioned and takes her to be one of us. Ten seconds into the scene, he starts tapping her and says: “who’s this??”, this is repeated twice and then he renews his tapping with a kind of pat pata pat on her shoulders (thank god he didn’t aim for the torso region!!) and she says “pardon”, I immediately get a hold on the situation and the scene was so funny I nearly bit my finger off tryin to laugh and also molested vasu(not literally),just assumed his leg to be mine and started hitting it..

Do we need more proof as to prove the non-existence of brains in the particular organism discussed???? I leave it to u to answer through ur comments.

[Btw he’s grown a French beard which makes him look intelligent.. now that’s the problem, ppl ask him questions they would usually ask a person with something in their cranium and our pal just blinks away to glory at these times]

THE MISSING LINK??

The one in the middle is the much acclaimed teacher.

Am back….well after the first sem exams excluding Workshop which I am sure to fail, I have now decided to blog about something that has been on my mind for quite sometime. This involves a teacher or at least he claims to be one. He was apparently my workshop teacher. My panga with him is simple. After slogging my arse out(literally) in the workshop for a sem and religiously writin my record and the bloody friggin workshop diary he gave me a 19 in workshop when ppl with models looking like the island country of Sri Lanka got more. His famous sayings include “U think I am temprovary teacher, no I am gourment pernament teacher” and “I am givings u marks at great personal risks”. These are not spelling mistakes noble readers, but my attempt to put his words in the English language. So that day went by with me learning to curse in two new languages just to use it on him….sorry for the pretty boring article but I guess I lost my venom over the month between the occurring of this incident and this publication.

with great "POWER" ,comes great "RESPONISIBILITY"..........and hopefully KIRSTEN DUNST too..

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VAAPPPPYY NEEEWWWWW YEEEAAAARRRR

first of all to those ppl who actualy hav the patience to read to read what i blog HAAPY NEW YEAR.

this post is dedicated to Kriti who suggested blogging abt it.
this is how i ushered in the new year.

11:30----- all the juniors are shit scared wat the seniors wil do when they are drunk and not to forget quite a few of the first years were drunk too.

11:45---newday,aneeee,vasu and moi are in my room listening to moosic.Situation:stable and under control/

11:59----ligths off!!! lights off!!!

12:00 AM----- the party begins and all hell breaks loose..
kapish:fires spring outta no where and every block has it's own bonfire consisting of paper and alcohol...the tribal dance begins and all of us uncivilized hooligans start dancing around the fire in such a way that we prob made the real tribal ppl look all dandy.

then came our very own stunt man on his hero puch!!!
VROOM VROOM...he does a few whhelies and then rides through the fire twice or so..

all of us with our adrenalines rushing through our viens next get hold of the poor watchmen and give them all new year kicks...
The MOB then moves towards the main gate and we get hold of the guards there too..

It's then to the one place a guy(straight one)would not say no to living...The GIRLS hostel...we shout and prance about their gate and they respond by waving and going crazy themselves...

The villian est arrive..a car comes and as we see the headlights we go crazy.
comparison:watch national geographic:see a tiger chasing a herd of deer.that's how it was...
we ran through fire and wood and water and finally reached the boys hostel safe and sound....
man was that a great way to usher in the new year or what???????

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.....

thanks to the sad and lazy creature that i am, i haven been able to say thank you through orkut.so here i am using my blog to say wat i hav to. will in the near future learn to orkut and get to know u better.or else meet me in person.
and Aditya, the venerable senior was varun(the one not from bangalore)
aloha

DEUXS EX MACHINA

that's the name of the mech fest i was involved in over the past week or so and also the newsletter which was called ILLUMINATI BOLLETINO,which practically makes no sense cau se the seniors tought of it....... well after the fest,at around half past ten a senior asks me to come to the auditorium to have dinner.so i think the food is in the audi and i go in my pyjamas and bathroom slippers there,little did i know that the food was 8 kms away in a dhaba on the highway.so there i am wit 16 7th semmers,3 5th semmers and i being the only junior..Everyone is adequately dressed with jackets and shoes and they still freeze and there i am in my 3/4ths and frozen feet.....so a witty senior comes up with the phrase "men r frm mars,women frm venus and harish frm pluto"..the interesting fact is that the venerable 7th semers ragged a 5th semmer and left me alone.....
moral of the story:"seniors are not all that bad":"especially the one's i was with"

PPL VISIT AT UR OWN RISK

ppl the above mentioned link is dangerous to visit and pl visit it at ur own risk..the URL is
"kantriboy.blogspot.com"

read bloody.read

As I don’t know the friends too well in col yet, I have come up with these one line descriptions of as many as I can of them. Full descriptions will be given I due time.

Vasu: comfortably gay and waves his left hand with a homosexxuale smile to attract guys...

Shabarish(Shabbu): Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny

Arjun(SK) Shalooooom

Mrinal: Putturistacally (putt-ur-risti-cally) cool

Prashant(teeka tho-li):Neanderthal

Paresh: has been seduced by vasu

Uday(New-day): colossally afraid

Chetan: porno

Aravind: Harihar’s SEX BOMB

Kushal(kushee): who??????????

Ravi pandit: unbelievably naive

Swapnil :chuth,mairandi,gandoo,bong-chaser

Avinash: Nice to pass time with

Anvesh: pachyderm

Shreyas: tumkur’s latest sensation

Sanjith:topless kannadiga

Vidyashankar: 113

Rakshith: Odi maga

Nitesh: Haryana’s own JOGI

Kapil: shortest prick alive

More to follow later…..

IMPORTANT

Ppl important notice.The URL of the blog will be changed to “flyover.blogspot.com” in a month or so.Pl do visit then too.

All I HAVE TO SAY IS:

Param param param param param pa ra WACKOW………..well this article will tell u ppl abt how I got ragged before diwali with the anit raggin squad present..I was dragged unceremoniously outta my bed at around midnight one day and made to walk up and down my corridor giving an impression to my roommate Aravind who was supp to be a prostitute that I was interested in her and he was supposed to lure me in with his “wares”…..I was then to bargain for a fair price till the seniors said it was k and then go with him to the room of mine..

Now for incident no 2…Vasu(gay)..Ani(CSI topper),Swapnil(whore) And myself headed towards the gym one day and I thought it’d be better to stretch on the basketball court before gymmin..Unfortunately there was a horny seventh semmer there waiting to rag us…So he asks me wat sem I think he’s in and I happily say 1^st sem.Then he starts off the session by making us give our bio data’s and then made me and the above mentioned whore the much acclaimed SJCE march…He the made Vasu sing metallica songs and made us head bang to them.and to add insult to injury the floodlights were on and it was bloody raining..We were ordered to make new codes and an anthem for the college…

And this is with the squad existing and the flood lights on. keep hooked for now..

yes jay cee yee

This is my first entry since I joined the hostel. first things first…food’s not bad….although I do face a linguistic problem there…Kannada happens to be the lingua franca there. and I am obviously not well versed in it. so right now it’s crude sign language I’ve resorted to there, among my roommates who hail from Bhadravati and Harihar…Pacts have also been signed with three bangaloreans and a delhite abt the usage of the English language amongst us lest we forget it in the upcoming four years..
Endeavours taken by the above mentioned delhite and me to locate the friggin girls hostel on the campus have failed miserably but we are as of now showing no signs of giving up…..The seniors are waiting for the first month to end and begin the ragging cause there exists an anti ragging squad now which kinda locks us juniors in a cage after ten in the night. A grill has been "erected" on our floor to keep those horny things at bay…..
The twenty-four Internet turned out to be a myth. Cause we are scared to get outta the block in the night and during the day the seniors have labs there….
I also have the distinction of falling down hard on my back on a very wet basketball court while tryin a lay up and also falling off the parapet (pronounced as papparet by me)of a bus stop in the evening on the same day…….
The SJCE code
1) Seniors are always right
2Never question the Seniors
3) Junior girls are for Seniors and Senior Girls are also for Seniors (which leaves me with the junior boys as the only option)
4) Never speak to a Senior unless ur spoken to
5) If any questions refer to rule II
The SJCE salute consists of a person saluting, grasping his "family jewels" with his other hand, and jumping three times in the air shouting SJCE rules. The march cannot be described but only been shown and will be done so the next time we meet on demand…
So until then
Au revoir…..namaskara

JOSH..

today we pass into the realm of Preetam Joshi,who likes callin himself JOSH to add sex appeal to his name which he obviously lacks...This dude lives in kengeri satelite and has been the victim of a prank played recently by a friend and me...The prank consisted of us sms ing him as horny girls on the lookout for boyfriends....He introduced himself as "josh" and claimed he looks like Abhishek Bachchan,a hindi movie star....The look on his face when we broke the news to him in person is recorded on my mobile..Intersted personnel may contact me...This studious person is suspected to have typed random numbers on his mobile and is said to have tried to make friends that way...His antics include pronouncing champagne as cham..pag..ne and vinyas as in..gini..yas....How he does this is still bein researched.He was also the victim of another prank played by me in the 4th grade.There was a bore being dug near his place and i happened to come across cream shaped mud cakes....So i try passing them off as chocolates and our pal actually bites into one of them.As a note i would like to add that he wore braces at that time and had the nickname of "Metal Mouth"....
Result:A sight u'd gladly have missed...braces and mud don't go along very well at all...
Evaluation:Gullible,sensitive,lonely,influencable chap....

It`s LESBO TIME BABY

wat sort of a person would name their debut story that. dunno.I'll tell u.I now present to you a world famous personality and the hugest fan of MARLYN MANSON i mean monroe. Ajay Aravind.The next few posts will deal wit my friends and their flaws.So first on is Ajay.He is of normal height.But hold on that's the only thing normal abt him.He's a little wierd,obsessed wit chains and whips in the bedroom(where i most certainlty hav not been)...Strangles unknown ppl,applied for the groping job in PVR but was turned down cause he gave the manager a touchy sample.Is a big fan of UPPI DADA and his pal SHIVRAJKUMAR...BirthPlaces:Kerala(yuck),Portugal,Bangalore,Goa,Dubai..
Is app connected to the Spanish Monarchy{??????}.
Knows the periodic table byhart and also the capital of Moldova(a country app)....Is widely acknowledged by himself as an expert in the fields of Harry Potter,Lord Of The Rings etc etc....Likes mushrooms and Vinyas.Eccentric Pain in the arse but a good friend...
plus he types on his fone with the dictionary off.
Coming up tommorow is another personality called SUI or GIRIRAJA.
Same Blog,Same Dude.
TILL THEN............

YENNNNNNNNNNNNN

Banni, banni, banni…today we go to the world of Dr.Pranav Karnad…this wannabe doctorate in chemistry, physics, mathematics and constipation as of now studies?? In Jain
College and thinks he’s a stud. Unfortunately ppl think otherwise…His academic achievements include a thesis on the question “1+1=….”and much more..His claim to fame is the fact that he cries, acts and walks like a girl during Mr.Jonny Joseph’s botany classes, otherwise and that he hails frm anantpoorlu in Andhra wat Pradesh…his is the only recorded case of studying hard and failing miserably in exams. There was a typhoon the day he was born cause the apple was just blown into another continent from it’s tree cause his dad, believe it or not ppl is a graduate from IIT, and his mum is a senior vice president in a software mnc…. This has widely lead to the belief that he was adopted…We are awaiting conformation from the parties concerned….funny incidents in his life include his birth and mere existence…………..

Evaluation: Great mimic. potential lesbian. and a genius wit the calculator(he used it to find out the answer to he question discussed in his thesis)

Men In TIGHTS

Am back….well after two hectic days in Google, am jobless enough to blog again. well today I welcome you to the world of AVINASH….this four foot something has been the main cause for me to kiss ass for the past few weeks….Well we think ppl who visit their mom’s place too often are immature,avinash on the other hand is of a totally different league. He goes a step further and visits his grandmom,s place…..He reckons his low self-esteem is the result of us bothering him about his habit of ruining his curtains by crying…His usual attire consists of tight bright “JING JACK”(jeeen ja..ck) T Shirts along with jeans he picked out from the 80,s women Tommy Nofinger collection for spastics….

Well all of us had gone out to watch The Lord of the Rings and it was quite late and we didn’t get a bus .So we decided to take autos. So Natesh and a Sohan are the unfortunate one’s who are to accompany this “louse” back home and on reaching their maisons he claims to have no money. So the other two cough up the money by mortgaging their underwear and somehow manage to pay the auto dude…..Then our pal proudly claims the in the next few days that he had 200 bucks that night with him but he didn’t want to break the notes…..Sohan and Natesh still await his share of money….his other kiriks(kee..ree..csks) include avoiding the whole share of friends and thinking too low of himself and preferring his grand mom’s place to cricket or football..

Evaluation: Good goalkeeper, bad sense of dressing, very low self esteem, and a pain in the right buttock for left handed ppl and a pain in the left one for right handed one’s when he acts wierd….

The LEAR

well now, i am in a difficult position.where do i begin????it's deadzil for heaven's sake.Cal him anything u want and he would'n mind but just try calling him AntiChrist....he's tal,dark and decomposing.He hangs out in the ST JOHN'S MORGUE and is the only person who feels at home in the anatomy room.Well this chap was elected class rape by us and remained so for two years...he has a history of being turned down by girls an is widely used as a dehornifying agent by women worldwide.All u hav to do is look at his picture and ur sex drive goes out the window.He also has the record in our class for the most no of relationships.He is known to sleep around wit the teachers especially Mr.Jimmy to whom he donates a free "physical" everynight.He also was the only guy in the theatre who closed his eyes when kiera knightley got Randy in King Arthur..He is known in th sporting world for his stamina...he is afterall the only Wicketkeeper in history to faint out of dehydration.....He claims he isn straight,and tat he doesn watch porn.....he also claims to have slept wit ShriTej..his innocent neighbour whom he seduced in a negligee when the latter came to hand over some books.his famous sayings are as follows
Wassup DumbFuck
BULL CRAP
BITCH
I LOVE NEHA
GIMME SOME WATER DA MACHA(during any game)
Evaluation:complete whore,loved by teachers,goes to mass regurarly.has a fucking long name"Dominic Denzil Sandeep Berchmans"and is 3000 years old....
PS:also a gullible person who'd give u 100 bucks to booze if u ask him.

why does it happen to me????

was on MG road yesterday with a few friends and we happened to pass by The Deccan Herald Office.Now they have copies of their paper outside and i unfortunately was of the impression that they were complimentary copies...so much against the advice of a friend, i happen to pick one when the security bugger apprehends me and asks me wat the hell i was upto...Damn and i had to say, i thought it was free and to much amusement displayed by my so called "friends", i had to replace the copy...silver lining ,t'was the noon time and lot of ppl didi't witness it..
thank god..............

Eh Why Yaaaaaaaaa???????

now we tread onto uncharted territories.i now present to you ladies and gentlemen "The THIRD sex,The tallest and smartest lesbian,The organism puberty forgot........Vinyaaaasssssss"...acclaimed all over as the illicit lover of PMV,and the indian counterpart of Michael Jackson,this 6foot thing used to reside in bangalore.He is also famous as the auto driver sangha's entertainment liason....his/her hobbies include killing lizards by drowning them,and also memorizing the tv timetable rather than his exam timetable,locking his little sisiter in the room to make her study so it can watch tv etc etc...It is afraid of insects and makes unusual noices when one is thrown on it.But it also happens to have an IQ of over 170!!!!!!! they say that serial killers usually have high IQ'S....well when in school he was the captain of his house and they had a female vice captain.On sports day,it is traditional for the captain to give commands to his house during the march past and on hearing it's voice the counsellor decided the vice captain's voice would be manlier and therefore asked her to give the commands.... HA HA HA.and it is known to travel all over with no less than 200 rupees in it's purse...where does this plethora of cash flow in from????i'll tell. "ATM" aka "AUTORICKSHAW" teller men...he exchanges sexual favours for money and also free "RIDES".....hence the post of entertainment liason was created in his honour...if u come across a 6foot thing wit unusually large feet withe a freaky voice.take my advice and throw a bug on it....
stay tuned...for more...
EVALUATION:belts ppl like hell,would have gotten into IIT if it had studied,tall and horny.could play football for the national women's team and stop locking ur sister in the room or it's the NHRC for u.....