The story of the psychopathic Auto driver and me….

Well was happy I returned to bang yest.. The weather was as pleasant as ever and theob (anee pooo), Ben(ben) and me were waiting at the prepaid auto stand for an auto back home…

The 1^st sign of abnormality struck me when I tried getting into the fucking vehicle and the driver asks me no to spoil his seat by keeping my luggage on it.. Then starts the humped up journey of ours.. Firstly, he assumes that we are foreigners[fr some god forsaken reason] and then we convince him that we are frm bang. So wat does he do????

He asks us a question: “ which is the person frm bangalore who is the studied the BE engineering in civil and architecture frm a govt college????”

1^st thought: it was the bitch driving the vehicle, then the gq in me told me to say
“Dr. M.Visveswaraya”…this thankfully shut him up for sometime.. Then he starts off abt ppl having no parents and them studying in colleges and that his father was a headmaster and he wanted him to study more but he couldn and more crap like that…

When we were passing through Langford Town, I told Ben that we were doing so and the auto driver tries decoding the secret as to why they named Langford town “Langford town”!!!….then he comes up wit a spelling in which Langford is spelt landford with the ‘D’ being silent… And to add icing to the cake we discover this guy is tamilian and u knw wat theob does after that..Thankfuly we ended the journey there. I got off wit theob and took a cheaper, safer, saner bus home….

Yendaaa Molleeee!!!!!!!!!!

well today turned out to be one of the biggest fiascos of my life...
Circa 2006 ad....
time 13:30 hours
just finished graphics and thought we'll watch a movie but then find out that the timings aren compatible so we decide to skip the movie..

time 15:45....meg wakes me up and tells me the 5 show would be k...

time 16:45...Balaji deluxe where the movie Mixed Doubles is supp to be running acc to TOI(bastards) is playing believe it or not a movie called KAVITHA[A]......nonsensical mallu porn..and there i am standing with 3 guys 3 girls in front of the theatre......

time 16:46...we decide to watch another movie called Huko Deewana something...we go to the theatre and seat our behinds...

time 17:30..the movie finally begins..starts off like shit..no story line but then it had katrina kaif(drooooooooollllll)...but by the interval time i had decided never to watch another hindi movie in my life and the auntis in the row in front movie started giving me dirty looks so i exited the hall.....(btw it's got akshaye kumar grabbing his nads in a scene)

time 19:00....the girls decide to go to a hotel to have dinner.. they move in an auto and we try following them but then land up in another area of mysore....they tell us to come to a place called Navratna and i see a place called navratna a km away and ask the auto dude to stop there.. On reaching the place i find out that the friggin place is Navratna Abharan(a jewellery shop)...so i walk to the hotel finally and thus ended my wednesday..

Advice: Watch KAVITHA[A]..better than the humko deewana shit....

Thankfully the reunion that was organized 4 our college mates turned out to be quite successful. with 39 ppl attending, twa’s fun…the days leading to it saw sui(bird) and me fightin and him proclaiming his undying love for the gang…

D day –1: at 1 in the afternoon sui and me go loafin arnd bang looking for ppl to pay 3 k up somehow…so first stop is St Johns. with the dead bitch acting corkier than ever, we force money outta him and then it’s off to BTM layout where shruthi gives us hard cash(thanfully)….

Then we try contacting lara but she’s somewhere in banashankari and the bird says “why noooo,.let’s go there and collect noooo”….so there begins our brave endeavor…we go through areas we didn’t knw that existed in bang and to top it all the tyre gets punctured in some godforsaken place…by the time we get it fixed, it’s quite late and we ask nerd to put in the rest of the cash and he does. So we rush off to badshah and pay the dude and also eat some spinach thing worth 90 bucks without paying 4 it>>>

D day:t’was real good dun but then some organisms who don’t deserve to live gave haath in the last moment..that way hat’s off to merlyn who came to the reunion with her leg in a cast……I would love to bitch more about the ppl who gave haath but then it would get too dirty...

PS:hope to have another one in 6 months..and we'll let vinyas loose on the ppl who give haath this time...