2.11.2006

The Chronicles Of Hernia.(tm-lesbo)


Well a mistake committed by my friends and me was to watch the chronicles of narnia.. I mean it’s not a bad movie but it’s a kiddie’s movie and 18 yr olds aren usually called kids .But thanks to doc karnad, the day turned memorable for us. The Gay Thing(vasu) and doc turn up late and I had been assigned the task of getting the to the where we were sitting. First arrive the gat thing, the aunty next to me gives me dirty looks and I get him. Ten minutes later the doc calls up and tells he’s waiting at the entrance to the cinema hall and I try my previous route out when the formidable aunty there rebuffs me and asks me to climb over the seats instead.. so I do that and considering my height that was a mission well done. I go down the 3 bloody floors and come up wit him. Doc loses sight of me in the movie hall and I had to wave my mobile like a lighthouse to get him to where we are sitting. Now comes the best part: karnad, the embodiment of knowledge on this planet seats himself next to the aunty previously mentioned and takes her to be one of us. Ten seconds into the scene, he starts tapping her and says: “who’s this??”, this is repeated twice and then he renews his tapping with a kind of pat pata pat on her shoulders (thank god he didn’t aim for the torso region!!) and she says “pardon”, I immediately get a hold on the situation and the scene was so funny I nearly bit my finger off tryin to laugh and also molested vasu(not literally),just assumed his leg to be mine and started hitting it..

Do we need more proof as to prove the non-existence of brains in the particular organism discussed???? I leave it to u to answer through ur comments.

[Btw he’s grown a French beard which makes him look intelligent.. now that’s the problem, ppl ask him questions they would usually ask a person with something in their cranium and our pal just blinks away to glory at these times]

THE MISSING LINK??


The one in the middle is the much acclaimed teacher.

Am back….well after the first sem exams excluding Workshop which I am sure to fail, I have now decided to blog about something that has been on my mind for quite sometime. This involves a teacher or at least he claims to be one. He was apparently my workshop teacher. My panga with him is simple. After slogging my arse out(literally) in the workshop for a sem and religiously writin my record and the bloody friggin workshop diary he gave me a 19 in workshop when ppl with models looking like the island country of Sri Lanka got more. His famous sayings include “U think I am temprovary teacher, no I am gourment pernament teacher” and “I am givings u marks at great personal risks”. These are not spelling mistakes noble readers, but my attempt to put his words in the English language. So that day went by with me learning to curse in two new languages just to use it on him….sorry for the pretty boring article but I guess I lost my venom over the month between the occurring of this incident and this publication.