The LEAR

well now, i am in a difficult position.where do i begin????it's deadzil for heaven's sake.Cal him anything u want and he would'n mind but just try calling him AntiChrist....he's tal,dark and decomposing.He hangs out in the ST JOHN'S MORGUE and is the only person who feels at home in the anatomy room.Well this chap was elected class rape by us and remained so for two years...he has a history of being turned down by girls an is widely used as a dehornifying agent by women worldwide.All u hav to do is look at his picture and ur sex drive goes out the window.He also has the record in our class for the most no of relationships.He is known to sleep around wit the teachers especially Mr.Jimmy to whom he donates a free "physical" everynight.He also was the only guy in the theatre who closed his eyes when kiera knightley got Randy in King Arthur..He is known in th sporting world for his stamina...he is afterall the only Wicketkeeper in history to faint out of dehydration.....He claims he isn straight,and tat he doesn watch porn.....he also claims to have slept wit ShriTej..his innocent neighbour whom he seduced in a negligee when the latter came to hand over some books.his famous sayings are as follows
Wassup DumbFuck
BULL CRAP
BITCH
I LOVE NEHA
GIMME SOME WATER DA MACHA(during any game)
Evaluation:complete whore,loved by teachers,goes to mass regurarly.has a fucking long name"Dominic Denzil Sandeep Berchmans"and is 3000 years old....
PS:also a gullible person who'd give u 100 bucks to booze if u ask him.