yes jay cee yee

This is my first entry since I joined the hostel. first things first…food’s not bad….although I do face a linguistic problem there…Kannada happens to be the lingua franca there. and I am obviously not well versed in it. so right now it’s crude sign language I’ve resorted to there, among my roommates who hail from Bhadravati and Harihar…Pacts have also been signed with three bangaloreans and a delhite abt the usage of the English language amongst us lest we forget it in the upcoming four years..
Endeavours taken by the above mentioned delhite and me to locate the friggin girls hostel on the campus have failed miserably but we are as of now showing no signs of giving up…..The seniors are waiting for the first month to end and begin the ragging cause there exists an anti ragging squad now which kinda locks us juniors in a cage after ten in the night. A grill has been "erected" on our floor to keep those horny things at bay…..
The twenty-four Internet turned out to be a myth. Cause we are scared to get outta the block in the night and during the day the seniors have labs there….
I also have the distinction of falling down hard on my back on a very wet basketball court while tryin a lay up and also falling off the parapet (pronounced as papparet by me)of a bus stop in the evening on the same day…….
The SJCE code
1) Seniors are always right
2Never question the Seniors
3) Junior girls are for Seniors and Senior Girls are also for Seniors (which leaves me with the junior boys as the only option)
4) Never speak to a Senior unless ur spoken to
5) If any questions refer to rule II
The SJCE salute consists of a person saluting, grasping his "family jewels" with his other hand, and jumping three times in the air shouting SJCE rules. The march cannot be described but only been shown and will be done so the next time we meet on demand…
So until then
Au revoir…..namaskara