9.19.2005

Eh Why Yaaaaaaaaa???????


now we tread onto uncharted territories.i now present to you ladies and gentlemen "The THIRD sex,The tallest and smartest lesbian,The organism puberty forgot........Vinyaaaasssssss"...acclaimed all over as the illicit lover of PMV,and the indian counterpart of Michael Jackson,this 6foot thing used to reside in bangalore.He is also famous as the auto driver sangha's entertainment liason....his/her hobbies include killing lizards by drowning them,and also memorizing the tv timetable rather than his exam timetable,locking his little sisiter in the room to make her study so it can watch tv etc etc...It is afraid of insects and makes unusual noices when one is thrown on it.But it also happens to have an IQ of over 170!!!!!!! they say that serial killers usually have high IQ'S....well when in school he was the captain of his house and they had a female vice captain.On sports day,it is traditional for the captain to give commands to his house during the march past and on hearing it's voice the counsellor decided the vice captain's voice would be manlier and therefore asked her to give the commands.... HA HA HA.and it is known to travel all over with no less than 200 rupees in it's purse...where does this plethora of cash flow in from????i'll tell. "ATM" aka "AUTORICKSHAW" teller men...he exchanges sexual favours for money and also free "RIDES".....hence the post of entertainment liason was created in his honour...if u come across a 6foot thing wit unusually large feet withe a freaky voice.take my advice and throw a bug on it....
stay tuned...for more...
EVALUATION:belts ppl like hell,would have gotten into IIT if it had studied,tall and horny.could play football for the national women's team and stop locking ur sister in the room or it's the NHRC for u.....

1 comment:

clearmist said...

Its not a competetion dude.You dont need to try so hard.Its okay if you're not funny!!