Technical difficulties!!!!

gentleman and gentlewomans>>>>it has been a long long time since i blogged... and finally am back..due to technical difficuties like me forgetting my password etc i have stayed off melehogi... Melehogi shall operate now from L-21, SJCEBH, with the huge thing called uday trying to bug me 24/7 and vice versa..i will not be able to blog properly till the 20th of this month owing to Jayciana!!! but after that all my friends better get ready for intro's and enemies beware......
The MASTER is back[yeah right!!!!!](fucking cliche):)
PJ & Veena : this mini post is dedicated to u two....u'll get a major one dedicated to each of u soon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>asta lavista baby:))))

The story of the psychopathic auto meter and me....

and the saga continues.....
well rohan, krasta,harsha, sunku and i are returning frm nie in a single auto...rohan is wit the auto driver and sunku, harsha and krasta are where the passengers are supposed to be..and i am sitting where no one is supposed to sit..so we are on the way back to college and suddenly i feel a jerk..i thought rohan sat on my shirt but then suddenly i feel another jerk..i turn around and to my horror i find out that my shirt is entagled in the auto meter...we stop the auto in the middle of the road and i take out my shirt...and then the famed wequiz team gets at removing the shirt...10 minutes and a few photos later my shirt is returned to me wit no damages...
HAIL GREYCELL......
btw also thanks to the auto dude...thought he'd charge us extra but then i guess he found it amusing so he just laughed the whole incident away...


PS:the photo was taken on location..tat's my shirt wit me attached to it in one end and the meter in the other...

The story of the psychopathic Auto driver and me….

Well was happy I returned to bang yest.. The weather was as pleasant as ever and theob (anee pooo), Ben(ben) and me were waiting at the prepaid auto stand for an auto back home…

The 1^st sign of abnormality struck me when I tried getting into the fucking vehicle and the driver asks me no to spoil his seat by keeping my luggage on it.. Then starts the humped up journey of ours.. Firstly, he assumes that we are foreigners[fr some god forsaken reason] and then we convince him that we are frm bang. So wat does he do????

He asks us a question: “ which is the person frm bangalore who is the studied the BE engineering in civil and architecture frm a govt college????”

1^st thought: it was the bitch driving the vehicle, then the gq in me told me to say
“Dr. M.Visveswaraya”…this thankfully shut him up for sometime.. Then he starts off abt ppl having no parents and them studying in colleges and that his father was a headmaster and he wanted him to study more but he couldn and more crap like that…

When we were passing through Langford Town, I told Ben that we were doing so and the auto driver tries decoding the secret as to why they named Langford town “Langford town”!!!….then he comes up wit a spelling in which Langford is spelt landford with the ‘D’ being silent… And to add icing to the cake we discover this guy is tamilian and u knw wat theob does after that..Thankfuly we ended the journey there. I got off wit theob and took a cheaper, safer, saner bus home….

Yendaaa Molleeee!!!!!!!!!!

well today turned out to be one of the biggest fiascos of my life...
Circa 2006 ad....
time 13:30 hours
just finished graphics and thought we'll watch a movie but then find out that the timings aren compatible so we decide to skip the movie..

time 15:45....meg wakes me up and tells me the 5 show would be k...

time 16:45...Balaji deluxe where the movie Mixed Doubles is supp to be running acc to TOI(bastards) is playing believe it or not a movie called KAVITHA[A]......nonsensical mallu porn..and there i am standing with 3 guys 3 girls in front of the theatre......

time 16:46...we decide to watch another movie called Huko Deewana something...we go to the theatre and seat our behinds...

time 17:30..the movie finally begins..starts off like shit..no story line but then it had katrina kaif(drooooooooollllll)...but by the interval time i had decided never to watch another hindi movie in my life and the auntis in the row in front movie started giving me dirty looks so i exited the hall.....(btw it's got akshaye kumar grabbing his nads in a scene)

time 19:00....the girls decide to go to a hotel to have dinner.. they move in an auto and we try following them but then land up in another area of mysore....they tell us to come to a place called Navratna and i see a place called navratna a km away and ask the auto dude to stop there.. On reaching the place i find out that the friggin place is Navratna Abharan(a jewellery shop)...so i walk to the hotel finally and thus ended my wednesday..

Advice: Watch KAVITHA[A]..better than the humko deewana shit....

Thankfully the reunion that was organized 4 our college mates turned out to be quite successful. with 39 ppl attending, twa’s fun…the days leading to it saw sui(bird) and me fightin and him proclaiming his undying love for the gang…

D day –1: at 1 in the afternoon sui and me go loafin arnd bang looking for ppl to pay 3 k up somehow…so first stop is St Johns. with the dead bitch acting corkier than ever, we force money outta him and then it’s off to BTM layout where shruthi gives us hard cash(thanfully)….

Then we try contacting lara but she’s somewhere in banashankari and the bird says “why noooo,.let’s go there and collect noooo”….so there begins our brave endeavor…we go through areas we didn’t knw that existed in bang and to top it all the tyre gets punctured in some godforsaken place…by the time we get it fixed, it’s quite late and we ask nerd to put in the rest of the cash and he does. So we rush off to badshah and pay the dude and also eat some spinach thing worth 90 bucks without paying 4 it>>>

D day:t’was real good dun but then some organisms who don’t deserve to live gave haath in the last moment..that way hat’s off to merlyn who came to the reunion with her leg in a cast……I would love to bitch more about the ppl who gave haath but then it would get too dirty...

PS:hope to have another one in 6 months..and we'll let vinyas loose on the ppl who give haath this time...

TECHNOLOGIX 06

3 days of absolute fun. That’s the only way to describe the whole thing. Right from day one where I distributed plates to day three where I did almost nothing. The talks, the paper presentations, the quiz, the informals..(I won 100 bucks here). And I also co set the math informal paper with anee aka theob aka pooooo…pretty ironic considering my mathematical abilities, which are easily surpassed even by a 2^nd grader. Apart frm the obvious fact that I kinda slogged my arse out for this,I also got to know a whole load of seniors. The quiz was filled wit shitty humour that amudha is famous for but hats off to the organizers for such an amazing fest. My business case study was torn in half when I submitted it and I suspect that was the main reason they turned the proposal down.6 fuckin G down the drain thanks to my humped up handwriting…will try improving in time for the IEEE fest though. let’s wait and see.

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The Chronicles Of Hernia.(tm-lesbo)

Well a mistake committed by my friends and me was to watch the chronicles of narnia.. I mean it’s not a bad movie but it’s a kiddie’s movie and 18 yr olds aren usually called kids .But thanks to doc karnad, the day turned memorable for us. The Gay Thing(vasu) and doc turn up late and I had been assigned the task of getting the to the where we were sitting. First arrive the gat thing, the aunty next to me gives me dirty looks and I get him. Ten minutes later the doc calls up and tells he’s waiting at the entrance to the cinema hall and I try my previous route out when the formidable aunty there rebuffs me and asks me to climb over the seats instead.. so I do that and considering my height that was a mission well done. I go down the 3 bloody floors and come up wit him. Doc loses sight of me in the movie hall and I had to wave my mobile like a lighthouse to get him to where we are sitting. Now comes the best part: karnad, the embodiment of knowledge on this planet seats himself next to the aunty previously mentioned and takes her to be one of us. Ten seconds into the scene, he starts tapping her and says: “who’s this??”, this is repeated twice and then he renews his tapping with a kind of pat pata pat on her shoulders (thank god he didn’t aim for the torso region!!) and she says “pardon”, I immediately get a hold on the situation and the scene was so funny I nearly bit my finger off tryin to laugh and also molested vasu(not literally),just assumed his leg to be mine and started hitting it..

Do we need more proof as to prove the non-existence of brains in the particular organism discussed???? I leave it to u to answer through ur comments.

[Btw he’s grown a French beard which makes him look intelligent.. now that’s the problem, ppl ask him questions they would usually ask a person with something in their cranium and our pal just blinks away to glory at these times]

THE MISSING LINK??

The one in the middle is the much acclaimed teacher.

Am back….well after the first sem exams excluding Workshop which I am sure to fail, I have now decided to blog about something that has been on my mind for quite sometime. This involves a teacher or at least he claims to be one. He was apparently my workshop teacher. My panga with him is simple. After slogging my arse out(literally) in the workshop for a sem and religiously writin my record and the bloody friggin workshop diary he gave me a 19 in workshop when ppl with models looking like the island country of Sri Lanka got more. His famous sayings include “U think I am temprovary teacher, no I am gourment pernament teacher” and “I am givings u marks at great personal risks”. These are not spelling mistakes noble readers, but my attempt to put his words in the English language. So that day went by with me learning to curse in two new languages just to use it on him….sorry for the pretty boring article but I guess I lost my venom over the month between the occurring of this incident and this publication.

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VAAPPPPYY NEEEWWWWW YEEEAAAARRRR

first of all to those ppl who actualy hav the patience to read to read what i blog HAAPY NEW YEAR.

this post is dedicated to Kriti who suggested blogging abt it.
this is how i ushered in the new year.

11:30----- all the juniors are shit scared wat the seniors wil do when they are drunk and not to forget quite a few of the first years were drunk too.

11:45---newday,aneeee,vasu and moi are in my room listening to moosic.Situation:stable and under control/

11:59----ligths off!!! lights off!!!

12:00 AM----- the party begins and all hell breaks loose..
kapish:fires spring outta no where and every block has it's own bonfire consisting of paper and alcohol...the tribal dance begins and all of us uncivilized hooligans start dancing around the fire in such a way that we prob made the real tribal ppl look all dandy.

then came our very own stunt man on his hero puch!!!
VROOM VROOM...he does a few whhelies and then rides through the fire twice or so..

all of us with our adrenalines rushing through our viens next get hold of the poor watchmen and give them all new year kicks...
The MOB then moves towards the main gate and we get hold of the guards there too..

It's then to the one place a guy(straight one)would not say no to living...The GIRLS hostel...we shout and prance about their gate and they respond by waving and going crazy themselves...

The villian est arrive..a car comes and as we see the headlights we go crazy.
comparison:watch national geographic:see a tiger chasing a herd of deer.that's how it was...
we ran through fire and wood and water and finally reached the boys hostel safe and sound....
man was that a great way to usher in the new year or what???????

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.....

thanks to the sad and lazy creature that i am, i haven been able to say thank you through orkut.so here i am using my blog to say wat i hav to. will in the near future learn to orkut and get to know u better.or else meet me in person.
and Aditya, the venerable senior was varun(the one not from bangalore)
aloha

DEUXS EX MACHINA

that's the name of the mech fest i was involved in over the past week or so and also the newsletter which was called ILLUMINATI BOLLETINO,which practically makes no sense cau se the seniors tought of it....... well after the fest,at around half past ten a senior asks me to come to the auditorium to have dinner.so i think the food is in the audi and i go in my pyjamas and bathroom slippers there,little did i know that the food was 8 kms away in a dhaba on the highway.so there i am wit 16 7th semmers,3 5th semmers and i being the only junior..Everyone is adequately dressed with jackets and shoes and they still freeze and there i am in my 3/4ths and frozen feet.....so a witty senior comes up with the phrase "men r frm mars,women frm venus and harish frm pluto"..the interesting fact is that the venerable 7th semers ragged a 5th semmer and left me alone.....
moral of the story:"seniors are not all that bad":"especially the one's i was with"

PPL VISIT AT UR OWN RISK

ppl the above mentioned link is dangerous to visit and pl visit it at ur own risk..the URL is
"kantriboy.blogspot.com"

read bloody.read

As I don’t know the friends too well in col yet, I have come up with these one line descriptions of as many as I can of them. Full descriptions will be given I due time.

Vasu: comfortably gay and waves his left hand with a homosexxuale smile to attract guys...

Shabarish(Shabbu): Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny

Arjun(SK) Shalooooom

Mrinal: Putturistacally (putt-ur-risti-cally) cool

Prashant(teeka tho-li):Neanderthal

Paresh: has been seduced by vasu

Uday(New-day): colossally afraid

Chetan: porno

Aravind: Harihar’s SEX BOMB

Kushal(kushee): who??????????

Ravi pandit: unbelievably naive

Swapnil :chuth,mairandi,gandoo,bong-chaser

Avinash: Nice to pass time with

Anvesh: pachyderm

Shreyas: tumkur’s latest sensation

Sanjith:topless kannadiga

Vidyashankar: 113

Rakshith: Odi maga

Nitesh: Haryana’s own JOGI

Kapil: shortest prick alive

More to follow later…..

IMPORTANT

Ppl important notice.The URL of the blog will be changed to “flyover.blogspot.com” in a month or so.Pl do visit then too.

All I HAVE TO SAY IS:

Param param param param param pa ra WACKOW………..well this article will tell u ppl abt how I got ragged before diwali with the anit raggin squad present..I was dragged unceremoniously outta my bed at around midnight one day and made to walk up and down my corridor giving an impression to my roommate Aravind who was supp to be a prostitute that I was interested in her and he was supposed to lure me in with his “wares”…..I was then to bargain for a fair price till the seniors said it was k and then go with him to the room of mine..

Now for incident no 2…Vasu(gay)..Ani(CSI topper),Swapnil(whore) And myself headed towards the gym one day and I thought it’d be better to stretch on the basketball court before gymmin..Unfortunately there was a horny seventh semmer there waiting to rag us…So he asks me wat sem I think he’s in and I happily say 1^st sem.Then he starts off the session by making us give our bio data’s and then made me and the above mentioned whore the much acclaimed SJCE march…He the made Vasu sing metallica songs and made us head bang to them.and to add insult to injury the floodlights were on and it was bloody raining..We were ordered to make new codes and an anthem for the college…

And this is with the squad existing and the flood lights on. keep hooked for now..

yes jay cee yee

This is my first entry since I joined the hostel. first things first…food’s not bad….although I do face a linguistic problem there…Kannada happens to be the lingua franca there. and I am obviously not well versed in it. so right now it’s crude sign language I’ve resorted to there, among my roommates who hail from Bhadravati and Harihar…Pacts have also been signed with three bangaloreans and a delhite abt the usage of the English language amongst us lest we forget it in the upcoming four years..
Endeavours taken by the above mentioned delhite and me to locate the friggin girls hostel on the campus have failed miserably but we are as of now showing no signs of giving up…..The seniors are waiting for the first month to end and begin the ragging cause there exists an anti ragging squad now which kinda locks us juniors in a cage after ten in the night. A grill has been "erected" on our floor to keep those horny things at bay…..
The twenty-four Internet turned out to be a myth. Cause we are scared to get outta the block in the night and during the day the seniors have labs there….
I also have the distinction of falling down hard on my back on a very wet basketball court while tryin a lay up and also falling off the parapet (pronounced as papparet by me)of a bus stop in the evening on the same day…….
The SJCE code
1) Seniors are always right
2Never question the Seniors
3) Junior girls are for Seniors and Senior Girls are also for Seniors (which leaves me with the junior boys as the only option)
4) Never speak to a Senior unless ur spoken to
5) If any questions refer to rule II
The SJCE salute consists of a person saluting, grasping his "family jewels" with his other hand, and jumping three times in the air shouting SJCE rules. The march cannot be described but only been shown and will be done so the next time we meet on demand…
So until then
Au revoir…..namaskara

JOSH..

today we pass into the realm of Preetam Joshi,who likes callin himself JOSH to add sex appeal to his name which he obviously lacks...This dude lives in kengeri satelite and has been the victim of a prank played recently by a friend and me...The prank consisted of us sms ing him as horny girls on the lookout for boyfriends....He introduced himself as "josh" and claimed he looks like Abhishek Bachchan,a hindi movie star....The look on his face when we broke the news to him in person is recorded on my mobile..Intersted personnel may contact me...This studious person is suspected to have typed random numbers on his mobile and is said to have tried to make friends that way...His antics include pronouncing champagne as cham..pag..ne and vinyas as in..gini..yas....How he does this is still bein researched.He was also the victim of another prank played by me in the 4th grade.There was a bore being dug near his place and i happened to come across cream shaped mud cakes....So i try passing them off as chocolates and our pal actually bites into one of them.As a note i would like to add that he wore braces at that time and had the nickname of "Metal Mouth"....
Result:A sight u'd gladly have missed...braces and mud don't go along very well at all...
Evaluation:Gullible,sensitive,lonely,influencable chap....