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Hale and Hosa Bengalooru!

2010-06-16T22:21:00.003+05:30

Well last weekend was fun. After a long time I was back in namma bengalooru. The metro work is still going on(tat's better than it not going on mind you) and first things first: Smrithi is the only good company I have in Chennai at the moment. Apart from family members tat is. (Someone might actually be following this!)

Saturday was good as I had heavenly food to start the day off with, and it was a very proud day for me as I got my mom a saree and my dad a shirt and a dhothi with my salary for their anniversary :) In due course, I discovered one of bengalooru's secrets. Tucked away in a quiet corner on M.G.Road is Hotel Ajanta! Homely and down to earth, this paradise amidst the Metro construction is like an oasis. Lush vegetation surrounds the hotel and the weather too was brilliant. Cool and breezy. Just the weather to have Mangalore Bajji and Masala Dosa which I did. Heavenly sambar served with tenginkai chutney in massive bowls pamper just about anybody. The catch, well there is none that I know of. There was practically no-one when we(arpi and I) visited the place and the prices reminded me of Mysore!

Well after that we were off to Hard Rock Cafe. Vasu's Delhi registered car gave total haath right in front of the cafe and one fair June evening, all us macho dudes tried pushing it and jumpstarting it, but to no avail! Turns out they make bad batteries in Dilli, we got that replaced and had fun there.

I eagerly look forward to the coming weekend when Shri Theob is planning a trip to wonder-la! Don want to go there now as I've not been working out and I've lost my six-packs :P

tata CBE, hello MAS, i miss SBC.

2010-06-02T22:41:00.002+05:30

Namaskara, Namaskaram, I have no clue as to how many people still remember that I blog but I have now become a part of the IT industry and hence shall blog very often. By IT industry I mean the worst, I have started cracking CS Gedde jokes! After quitting HSBC and joining apna Tata family, I have realized a lot. I love Karnataka, Bangalore and Mysore and that I am truly at home in these wonderful cities. Coimbatore where the training was held was fun with me trying to teach anuj tamil and kriti learning to ask for poriyal and kootu. It was hot but nothing prepared me for Chennai. The city has 3 distinct seasons: hot,hotter and hottest. I conveniently landed here during then hottest! The people here in general are rude and guess the heat makes them a lil crazy too! Coimbatore was a place where I relished the company I had and the food. Here I have neither.(I do eat, but I don enjoy it too much :p) The first month was spent trying to get into the project with my client trying to confirm the fact that I was not involved in stealing chappatis as a side-business and therefore I technically started work last friday(wasted 20 days). The office is closer to Mahabalipuram than Chennai and for recreational facilities has 3 carrom boards and a few chess boards for round about 10,000 ppl! Jai Jai. So all I do now is get up, go to work and come back. 1 thing I do enjoy here is the movie rates, 120 INR max on any day. Will not support piracy till I get out of TN! Tat's pretty much it, will continue soon!

IS ALL WELL?

2009-12-29T19:31:00.002+05:30

Thought i'd write a review of 3 idiots(yes i am still on a movie spree!), but kritya did the honours. The following post is a review written by her and for all you lazy buggers who wouldn't want to log into facebook to read it, please do so here! All hail kritya!

This is my first ever movie review to be published and not just verbally.

I chose "3 Idiots" since it is easier to butcher than to garnish. Wow, I just came up with that!

*spoiler alert*

"3 Idiots is highly idiotic...except for a few genuinely LOL moments, a bromance that falls short of just adequate." - Shruti Sardeshpande

I couldn't agree more.

Isn't it ironic when the lead characters of the movie, despite PMSing vehemently and crying as and when they breathe, act like their virtues of sensibility and sensitivity have gone for a toss in the next scene? Well, I couldn't help but notice this phenomenon when they turned paralysis and the inability to afford vegetables into a joke. Actually, I can deal with that. You know? Humour; dark, medium, decaf, whatever. But it did not end there now, did it? Rancho and Farhan had to come out of Raju's house laughing hysterically and furthermore make fun of Raju's misery. I understand friendship, alright. I also understand that each friendship has its own foundation and boundary. But, hell I only understand friendship between humans with emotions and the ability to respond to stimuli...Appropriately!

That was just one of the innumerable things that pissed me off in the movie. I went to watch it with my brains at home in order to have fun et al. But I still think that when you pay to watch it on the big screen, you would expect some method in the madness (FYI, I'm all for Priyadarsan's confusion mania or Akshay Kumar's just plain crazy dialogues kinda movies if you thought I wasn't) and most importantly respect, now wouldn't you? All the SMS and email junk jokes that we received back in the 15th Century were being played out in front of me. That too in the typical Rajkumar Hirani-vidhu Vinod Chopra way. Which by the way, is nothing less than very atrocious. I have always believed that this duo has some really brilliant ideas (Munna Bhai and its sequel). But, they truly, honestly, suck at executing them. They don't have the balls to make it smarter as they fear that that won't pull as much crowd. Try it guys. Try Not bringing in extra ridiculous characters who can't spell a-c-t-i-n-g and pay to "act" in your movies. Try not stalling a witty scene by turning the camera towards a character just so he can make a stupid face and deliver a redundant dialogue. It can still be funny to the crowd you Want to target!

I laughed out loud at many places. I found the power nap thing to be cleverly used as well. I loved Madhavan's extremely natural giggles. I liked the very different and refreshing take on the book too. I cannot, even if I try to, criticize the director's vision of the movie that he wished to make on reading 5 Point Someone. Like I said before, his ideas are always neat. But I couldn't handle the drenched inverter. I couldn't understand the pachydermatous approach towards severe medical conditions and poverty. I got irritated by Aamir Khan trying to prove that he is a good cry-er on screen. (Do you remember that he cried when Raju says that he wants to clear the final exam with honesty?) And of course, I couldn't stand something that was defined in a hilarious way initially but then ruined later by many, many nonsensical references, the magnanimous overkill called "aal iz well".

Off Late

2009-12-28T19:36:00.002+05:30

The annual cake show hosted by Nilgiris this year, greatly hyped by me was sorely disappointing! When I first saw the hoarding advertising the show, I was quite excited. The cake show turned out to be one big hall with a massive Taj Mahal (very nicely done) and a destroyer. On the sidelines were 10 nicely designed cakes! But the main drawback to this was the exhibition which was twice the size of the cake show itself. Loads and loads and loads of sales guys selling unwanted stuff at bloated prices which pissed me off! Sad to see the cake show in this state!

I’ve been on a movie spree of sorts! Watched Avatar in 3D which certainly turned out to be a very different and brilliant experience. James Cameron’s Jake Sully and the mildly erotic Na’avi female create magic on screen and entertain a person thoroughly! At a time when Global Warming is gaining importance, the reverence with which the aliens treat their world is refreshing and gives one hope that one day we might realize how important ours is! I remember a dialogue by Agent Smith in The Matrix which denounces humans and the way we suffocate life around us. Pandora’s landscape is truly mesmerizing!

The second experience was not all that great. I went and watched Vettaikaran, a Tamil movie which starred Vijay and Anushka Shetty. A child born out of wedlock between a brain dead Godzilla and a Cocaine addicted Marlin Manson could not have enjoyed this movie! It involved the hero flying and smashing people at varying angles in a world with lesser gravitational pull than the Earth. Newton would have shot the director, rushed him to a hospital, saved him and then shoot him again after watching this movie. The heroine is bloody hot and there is hardly any comedy. The songs are the usual thump thump thump numbers with the side artists dressed in the worst of attires. All I was left with after the movie was a mild headache and a strong sense of satisfaction when I used the loo after the movie!

P.S: it also involves the hero riding a horse once or twice as a cowboy! Brrrrr

Food review - by me? - very surprising!

2009-11-06T13:08:00.002+05:30

Well a couple of days back, arpi and I went shopping. rather she did the shopping and I was the faithful auto guy:) Hit brand factory on hosur road first and it rained heavily as we shopped. As you all know, I do have this tendency to enjoy my breeze a lil more than normal humans, this prompted me to go out of the mall through the security beepers (which went off) without paying for the clothes. I was quick to run inside and not repeat the mistake.

We then went to the cafe and ordered a mushroom pav bhaji and a Delhi Chaat which frankly was Dahi chaat! Then the rains stopped and we rode to M.G.Road in very pleasant weather and not so pleasant traffic!

Reached Barton Center and took the lift to the 13th floor, we chose the roof top restaurant and had to wait as the remaining vestiges of the0 shower were being removed. The view was breathtaking and the up there, the wind pretty much chilled us to our bones.

We thought of starting off with a soup but unfortunately, veggies don't have much choice here. We had the only veg soup which was a tomato shorba! The starter was excellent, a paneer dish which was frankly excellent! The best part about the dinner was the fact that the management gave complimentary shawls, which someone didn want first and then later asked for one and tremendously enjoyed it. The main course was a penne pasta which I liked as it was not bland. I do not dislike continental cuisine, i dislike bland anything. This was filled with herbs and tomato suace:)

We finished our dinner and disappointed all the auto guys waiting to rip us off and headed home. On the way, we were stopped by the ever ready to make a quick buck police guys and on talking in Kannada gained quick passage from their clutches.

After dropping her off at her place, I went home emotionally and stomachily satisfied:)

Food: Very Good
Ambience : good
Service: Excellent
Wallet Factor : 1200 for a meal for 2!

P.S. Do not go by my pallet because like Mass Recruiters, I am a mass eater. I do not discriminate when it comes to food :p

P.P.S: I hold patent rights on 'stomachily' if it ever becomes famous!

Human Nature

2009-10-30T11:40:00.001+05:30

It so happens that many of us tend to start something with good intentions, start it, do it but power corrupts. From Isildur in LOTR to Robert Mugabe, from Napoleon in Animal Farm to Stalin. Why are we so susceptible to power?

Is there some insuppressible tendency for us as Humans to covet more and more of it?
Communism is a feeling that I personally admire. Not the communism of the USSR which had Brezhnev or Andropov but the communism which makes sure victims of unwanted exploitation get their due. All this reminds me of a single movie - 'Anbe Sivam' by Kamal Hassan. I think it has one of the best story lines in which he perpetrates the vision that love is God! He is a staunch communist but feels that men who do good are equal to God. I completely agree with him on this. God put us here on Earth to live and not hate. We do not need to visit temples or mosques to prove that we are religious. A line of sacred ash on one's forehead or a cross hanging on one's neck is not a passport to heaven! Helping the needy around you, be it a hungry dog or a person short of ten rupees for a train ticket is what life is all about.

I just read the 'Animal Farm' by George Orwell and I think it is one of the best books ever written. It shows how a good intention is corrupted by power and how in the end, you and your next door neighbour suffer! The sad thing about us is the fact that many of us have recognized and realized how wrongly we lead our lives and yet continue to do so. It is high time to change is what I feel and change always begins within a single person.

Innocence Lost

2009-04-04T10:31:00.001+05:30

I remember the very first time he held me in his arms. Those strong powerful arms, the ones that would always protect me. He radiated joy and every person in his vicinity felt it. Of course, I was too young to understand all this but my mother always told this story well at bedtime. My first piggy back ride, my first Barbie-doll, my first trip to the beach, my Daddy was always with me. I would wait for him to come back from his office to hug me and tell me how much he loved me. Once I figured out the usage of a telephone, the first number I memorised was his! Chocolates, pretty frocks, anything I ever desired for were at my feet before I could ask for them twice. I loved my Daddy. As I grew older, I noticed that mama and daddy fought a lot, they threw things at each other and the house was always filled with mama’s cries and daddy’s yells. Daddy started coming home late from office, sometimes never at all! Mama grew quieter day by day. Daddy started smelling weird when he came back home from office, he couldn’t walk straight and his speech sounded very different.

One night, daddy came home when I was in my room. I held my Barbie tightly and wished for him and mama to stop fighting. He then came into my room and I never felt happier in my life. My Daddy has come again to read me my favourite bed-time story as before. He sat next to me on my bed, I could smell that weird smell again, but I didn’t care, my Daddy was with me! He stroked my hair and slowly moved closer, I was a little shocked but Daddy’s hugs always cheered me. This time the hug graduated to something else, the pain! I tried screaming out aloud but he stifled my cries, the same strong arms that fought for me once were now holding me down. Waves of pain lashed across my body and when he finally left me, I was too scared to move. Why Why Why?? Why did MY Daddy do this to me?

Daddy visited my room often after that, I did not understand why he hurt me so, maybe I was a bad girl at school and my teacher complained, maybe mama told him that I stole chocolates from the fridge when no one was looking… I will never know. Daddy coming home now made my body shiver, he hit me more than once while punishing me if I did something wrong, my body trembled with fear in his presence. Months became years till I finally figured out how that man had been punishing me!

Fear turned to anger and anger turned to fear again, what if he hurts mama and me? Mama already looks so sad and dejected, if he stops punishing me, maybe he’ll start hurting her more. No, I have to be strong; I have to do the right thing. Monsters like him belong behind bars and deserve the harshest of sentences. For having violated the holiest of relationships with his evil desires, he deserves no mercy.

I have finally told mama and she is shocked! To my amazement, I see a mama that I haven’t seen in a long time. Mama grows stronger as I tell her how daddy’s been punishing me all these years. The anger in her eyes scares me but also fill me with a strong sense of protection. This strength that I have derived from her is now helping me confront him. Mama will never be quiet ever again and he will get what he deserves.

rishvat lene ka aur dene ka!

2008-01-27T13:13:00.000+05:30

if any of my family members ever read this, i'd probably be packing for another as Kritya calls "lotta barefeet, sweaty, crowded temple visit". i have just returned from a whirlwind tour of temples spread across south TN and the experrience has opened my eyes to many issues which see me challenging age old rituals in my head... The concept of "rishvat" or bribes seems to be one which has not even spared the Gods of this nation. To firmly root out corruption, one must fear, it could be the fear of a small cell or fear of damnation in hell. But when u belong to a country which consists of people who will travel half way across the world if need be to "Please" their gods for a favour, it gets u thinking, is it possible to actually do so when the ppl hav included the Gods themselves in the loop??

Temples i firmly believe hav become companies that IT majors can compete with nowadays. To believe that God is omnipresent and then pay 100 bucks to get special darshan in a temple u travel miles to get to is a black mark on the millenia old faith. Every temple we went to had some official or the other who asked us for our address to which they could send "Prasad" or blessings for of course appropriate sums. The amounts vary propotionally with the size of the temple and so do the waistlines of the holy men:)

This reminds me of a story by RK Narayanan, which involves the pledging of hair for the quick recovery of a young man. This was pledged when he was incapable of doing anything himself and the ending is quite hilarious. A must read. The concept of karma and dharma have found many interpretations and unfortunately, we i feel have taken one that doesn seem to be doing any good for the needful!

Dreams

2007-05-26T07:35:00.000+05:30

Dreams…..

The rain drops fell, the earth reeked of heat and the dust stemmed his breath. The heat was stifling in the room, yet he did not heed it, he could not heed it, he SHOULD not heed it. The sound of laughter breaks the feeble concentration with which he was doing his chores. He peeps, but is extremely cautious because he knows what can happen if he is caught doing so. The seconds blend into minutes and minutes into hours. The grandfather clock strikes regularly and day becomes night.

Stale food, long hours of work and a mat on a cold floor to sleep on. His worldly possessions include the sixty rupees in his small box and the two sets of clothes which don’t fit him anymore.. He gets up earlier than the rest of the house, he sleeps after most have been visited by their favourite dreams.

He works, but he dreams.

His hands are entitled to hold the broom, wash the vessels, scrub the clothes but never to hold a book!!! Never do they use a paintbrush, never are they allowed to be treated as seven year old fingers.

He works, but he dreams.

The days melt, the seasons whither, the years fly. His shoulders broaden, his workload increases manifold. He takes it all without a complaint, he takes the abuse, the accusations, the disgrace..He takes it all with a sturdy face and a strong heart. His fingers ache to do justice, his tongue aches to be let free. He remains silent, he works, but he dreams…

His sixty rupees grows into a respectable amount, his courage increases every time he lays his eyes upon the rising sun. But tongues do babble, his intentions are laid bare to his employers. But still he works and he dreams..

The clock strikes twelve, his eyes finally shut due to the exhaustion they are exposed to.. The clock strikes six and his eyes awaken out of habit rather than intention. But, his box is gone, his money non-existent.. Years of dreaming lost, everything he has lived for has been rendered useless!!! He takes a few minutes to regain control. He starts his daily chores.

He still works, but he doesn’t dream anymore.

Next door the home-maker slips the little box into the cupboard where he can never lay hands on them..

no title!!

2007-05-15T23:47:00.000+05:30

the previous entry is dedicated to PJ and Veena...though i'm pretty sure they were expecting something a lil different. Like i said.....Life is Variety[:)]

Life is Variety

2007-05-15T23:28:00.000+05:30

to be in love is to experience a feeling that isn't expressable. this is what all ppl in love say and i'm o different:). Various aspects of ur character vanish and ur ego is a thing of the past with her. Ur emotions are bound with divine strength to hers and every her every wish is a commandment to u. Her eyes leave you blushing and her smile fills every cell of your body with eternal bliss. Every morning you wake up with her thoughts and go to bed thinking about the wonderful minutes u spent with her that day. Her presence livens ur spirit and it is freed from all the physical and mental constraints we bind it with. But God never gives pleasure without pain.Hell is enclosed i love and only the strongest survive it. With it comes s feeling of inferiority. What if she doesn't like me? What if she finds the relationship monotonous? "What if??" Two words that are capable of ruining everything there is to love. The pain that arrives when ur alone is unimaginable. The curse to see your loved one ignore you is beyond measurment. The agony, the anguish. You dread each day, every minute is a curse and the night is a blessing, because with night comes the darkness. With darkness comes peace, it is a blessing that few ppl understand. True the pain is great and the days you will dread but the joy she gave you is worth any pain. There are a foolish few, who say they shall never love again after experiencing such pain, to them i quote Coelho--" life existed before them and after them, so does love" Accept the fact, let go. But remember there are a few things in life worth fighting for, fight for it if u think it's worth it. Listen to your heart, never be afraid, ignore society, ignore the restraints of civilization. Once you listen to your heart, you become one of God's own children...

Technical difficulties!!!!

2007-04-11T10:11:00.000+05:30

gentleman and gentlewomans>>>>it has been a long long time since i blogged... and finally am back..due to technical difficuties like me forgetting my password etc i have stayed off melehogi... Melehogi shall operate now from L-21, SJCEBH, with the huge thing called uday trying to bug me 24/7 and vice versa..i will not be able to blog properly till the 20th of this month owing to Jayciana!!! but after that all my friends better get ready for intro's and enemies beware......
The MASTER is back[yeah right!!!!!](fucking cliche):)
PJ & Veena : this mini post is dedicated to u two....u'll get a major one dedicated to each of u soon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>asta lavista baby:))))

The story of the psychopathic auto meter and me....

2006-05-14T12:06:00.000+05:30

and the saga continues.....
well rohan, krasta,harsha, sunku and i are returning frm nie in a single auto...rohan is wit the auto driver and sunku, harsha and krasta are where the passengers are supposed to be..and i am sitting where no one is supposed to sit..so we are on the way back to college and suddenly i feel a jerk..i thought rohan sat on my shirt but then suddenly i feel another jerk..i turn around and to my horror i find out that my shirt is entagled in the auto meter...we stop the auto in the middle of the road and i take out my shirt...and then the famed wequiz team gets at removing the shirt...10 minutes and a few photos later my shirt is returned to me wit no damages...
HAIL GREYCELL......
btw also thanks to the auto dude...thought he'd charge us extra but then i guess he found it amusing so he just laughed the whole incident away...

PS:the photo was taken on location..tat's my shirt wit me attached to it in one end and the meter in the other...

2006-05-04T22:52:00.000+05:30

The story of the psychopathic Auto driver and me….

2006-04-30T21:09:00.000+05:30

Well was happy I returned to bang yest.. The weather was as pleasant as ever and theob (anee pooo), Ben(ben) and me were waiting at the prepaid auto stand for an auto back home…

The 1^st sign of abnormality struck me when I tried getting into the fucking vehicle and the driver asks me no to spoil his seat by keeping my luggage on it.. Then starts the humped up journey of ours.. Firstly, he assumes that we are foreigners[fr some god forsaken reason] and then we convince him that we are frm bang. So wat does he do????

He asks us a question: “ which is the person frm bangalore who is the studied the BE engineering in civil and architecture frm a govt college????”

1^st thought: it was the bitch driving the vehicle, then the gq in me told me to say
“Dr. M.Visveswaraya”…this thankfully shut him up for sometime.. Then he starts off abt ppl having no parents and them studying in colleges and that his father was a headmaster and he wanted him to study more but he couldn and more crap like that…

When we were passing through Langford Town, I told Ben that we were doing so and the auto driver tries decoding the secret as to why they named Langford town “Langford town”!!!….then he comes up wit a spelling in which Langford is spelt landford with the ‘D’ being silent… And to add icing to the cake we discover this guy is tamilian and u knw wat theob does after that..Thankfuly we ended the journey there. I got off wit theob and took a cheaper, safer, saner bus home….

Yendaaa Molleeee!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-26T22:32:00.000+05:30

well today turned out to be one of the biggest fiascos of my life...
Circa 2006 ad....
time 13:30 hours
just finished graphics and thought we'll watch a movie but then find out that the timings aren compatible so we decide to skip the movie..

time 15:45....meg wakes me up and tells me the 5 show would be k...

time 16:45...Balaji deluxe where the movie Mixed Doubles is supp to be running acc to TOI(bastards) is playing believe it or not a movie called KAVITHA[A]......nonsensical mallu porn..and there i am standing with 3 guys 3 girls in front of the theatre......

time 16:46...we decide to watch another movie called Huko Deewana something...we go to the theatre and seat our behinds...

time 17:30..the movie finally begins..starts off like shit..no story line but then it had katrina kaif(drooooooooollllll)...but by the interval time i had decided never to watch another hindi movie in my life and the auntis in the row in front movie started giving me dirty looks so i exited the hall.....(btw it's got akshaye kumar grabbing his nads in a scene)

time 19:00....the girls decide to go to a hotel to have dinner.. they move in an auto and we try following them but then land up in another area of mysore....they tell us to come to a place called Navratna and i see a place called navratna a km away and ask the auto dude to stop there.. On reaching the place i find out that the friggin place is Navratna Abharan(a jewellery shop)...so i walk to the hotel finally and thus ended my wednesday..

Advice: Watch KAVITHA[A]..better than the humko deewana shit....

2006-04-01T13:37:00.000+05:30

Thankfully the reunion that was organized 4 our college mates turned out to be quite successful. with 39 ppl attending, twa’s fun…the days leading to it saw sui(bird) and me fightin and him proclaiming his undying love for the gang…

D day –1: at 1 in the afternoon sui and me go loafin arnd bang looking for ppl to pay 3 k up somehow…so first stop is St Johns. with the dead bitch acting corkier than ever, we force money outta him and then it’s off to BTM layout where shruthi gives us hard cash(thanfully)….

Then we try contacting lara but she’s somewhere in banashankari and the bird says “why noooo,.let’s go there and collect noooo”….so there begins our brave endeavor…we go through areas we didn’t knw that existed in bang and to top it all the tyre gets punctured in some godforsaken place…by the time we get it fixed, it’s quite late and we ask nerd to put in the rest of the cash and he does. So we rush off to badshah and pay the dude and also eat some spinach thing worth 90 bucks without paying 4 it>>>

D day:t’was real good dun but then some organisms who don’t deserve to live gave haath in the last moment..that way hat’s off to merlyn who came to the reunion with her leg in a cast……I would love to bitch more about the ppl who gave haath but then it would get too dirty...

PS:hope to have another one in 6 months..and we'll let vinyas loose on the ppl who give haath this time...

TECHNOLOGIX 06

2006-03-12T16:40:00.000+05:30

3 days of absolute fun. That’s the only way to describe the whole thing. Right from day one where I distributed plates to day three where I did almost nothing. The talks, the paper presentations, the quiz, the informals..(I won 100 bucks here). And I also co set the math informal paper with anee aka theob aka pooooo…pretty ironic considering my mathematical abilities, which are easily surpassed even by a 2^nd grader. Apart frm the obvious fact that I kinda slogged my arse out for this,I also got to know a whole load of seniors. The quiz was filled wit shitty humour that amudha is famous for but hats off to the organizers for such an amazing fest. My business case study was torn in half when I submitted it and I suspect that was the main reason they turned the proposal down.6 fuckin G down the drain thanks to my humped up handwriting…will try improving in time for the IEEE fest though. let’s wait and see.

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2006-03-08T15:59:00.000+05:30

Your Haloween Costume Should Be

A Flying Monkey

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The Chronicles Of Hernia.(tm-lesbo)

2006-02-11T16:08:00.000+05:30

Well a mistake committed by my friends and me was to watch the chronicles of narnia.. I mean it’s not a bad movie but it’s a kiddie’s movie and 18 yr olds aren usually called kids .But thanks to doc karnad, the day turned memorable for us. The Gay Thing(vasu) and doc turn up late and I had been assigned the task of getting the to the where we were sitting. First arrive the gat thing, the aunty next to me gives me dirty looks and I get him. Ten minutes later the doc calls up and tells he’s waiting at the entrance to the cinema hall and I try my previous route out when the formidable aunty there rebuffs me and asks me to climb over the seats instead.. so I do that and considering my height that was a mission well done. I go down the 3 bloody floors and come up wit him. Doc loses sight of me in the movie hall and I had to wave my mobile like a lighthouse to get him to where we are sitting. Now comes the best part: karnad, the embodiment of knowledge on this planet seats himself next to the aunty previously mentioned and takes her to be one of us. Ten seconds into the scene, he starts tapping her and says: “who’s this??”, this is repeated twice and then he renews his tapping with a kind of pat pata pat on her shoulders (thank god he didn’t aim for the torso region!!) and she says “pardon”, I immediately get a hold on the situation and the scene was so funny I nearly bit my finger off tryin to laugh and also molested vasu(not literally),just assumed his leg to be mine and started hitting it..

Do we need more proof as to prove the non-existence of brains in the particular organism discussed???? I leave it to u to answer through ur comments.

[Btw he’s grown a French beard which makes him look intelligent.. now that’s the problem, ppl ask him questions they would usually ask a person with something in their cranium and our pal just blinks away to glory at these times]

THE MISSING LINK??

2006-02-11T16:04:00.000+05:30

The one in the middle is the much acclaimed teacher.

Am back….well after the first sem exams excluding Workshop which I am sure to fail, I have now decided to blog about something that has been on my mind for quite sometime. This involves a teacher or at least he claims to be one. He was apparently my workshop teacher. My panga with him is simple. After slogging my arse out(literally) in the workshop for a sem and religiously writin my record and the bloody friggin workshop diary he gave me a 19 in workshop when ppl with models looking like the island country of Sri Lanka got more. His famous sayings include “U think I am temprovary teacher, no I am gourment pernament teacher” and “I am givings u marks at great personal risks”. These are not spelling mistakes noble readers, but my attempt to put his words in the English language. So that day went by with me learning to curse in two new languages just to use it on him….sorry for the pretty boring article but I guess I lost my venom over the month between the occurring of this incident and this publication.

with great "POWER" ,comes great "RESPONISIBILITY"..........and hopefully KIRSTEN DUNST too..

2006-01-14T00:06:00.000+05:30

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man		85%
Green Lantern		75%
Catwoman		75%
The Flash		70%
Robin		62%
Superman		55%
Hulk		50%
Supergirl		49%
Iron Man		45%
Batman		45%
Wonder Woman		44%

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

VAAPPPPYY NEEEWWWWW YEEEAAAARRRR

2006-01-06T10:32:00.000+05:30

first of all to those ppl who actualy hav the patience to read to read what i blog HAAPY NEW YEAR.

this post is dedicated to Kriti who suggested blogging abt it.
this is how i ushered in the new year.

11:30----- all the juniors are shit scared wat the seniors wil do when they are drunk and not to forget quite a few of the first years were drunk too.

11:45---newday,aneeee,vasu and moi are in my room listening to moosic.Situation:stable and under control/

11:59----ligths off!!! lights off!!!

12:00 AM----- the party begins and all hell breaks loose..
kapish:fires spring outta no where and every block has it's own bonfire consisting of paper and alcohol...the tribal dance begins and all of us uncivilized hooligans start dancing around the fire in such a way that we prob made the real tribal ppl look all dandy.

then came our very own stunt man on his hero puch!!!
VROOM VROOM...he does a few whhelies and then rides through the fire twice or so..

all of us with our adrenalines rushing through our viens next get hold of the poor watchmen and give them all new year kicks...
The MOB then moves towards the main gate and we get hold of the guards there too..

It's then to the one place a guy(straight one)would not say no to living...The GIRLS hostel...we shout and prance about their gate and they respond by waving and going crazy themselves...

The villian est arrive..a car comes and as we see the headlights we go crazy.
comparison:watch national geographic:see a tiger chasing a herd of deer.that's how it was...
we ran through fire and wood and water and finally reached the boys hostel safe and sound....
man was that a great way to usher in the new year or what???????

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.....

2006-01-03T09:22:00.000+05:30

thanks to the sad and lazy creature that i am, i haven been able to say thank you through orkut.so here i am using my blog to say wat i hav to. will in the near future learn to orkut and get to know u better.or else meet me in person.
and Aditya, the venerable senior was varun(the one not from bangalore)
aloha

DEUXS EX MACHINA

2005-11-20T17:36:00.000+05:30

that's the name of the mech fest i was involved in over the past week or so and also the newsletter which was called ILLUMINATI BOLLETINO,which practically makes no sense cau se the seniors tought of it....... well after the fest,at around half past ten a senior asks me to come to the auditorium to have dinner.so i think the food is in the audi and i go in my pyjamas and bathroom slippers there,little did i know that the food was 8 kms away in a dhaba on the highway.so there i am wit 16 7th semmers,3 5th semmers and i being the only junior..Everyone is adequately dressed with jackets and shoes and they still freeze and there i am in my 3/4ths and frozen feet.....so a witty senior comes up with the phrase "men r frm mars,women frm venus and harish frm pluto"..the interesting fact is that the venerable 7th semers ragged a 5th semmer and left me alone.....
moral of the story:"seniors are not all that bad":"especially the one's i was with"

PPL VISIT AT UR OWN RISK

2005-11-04T18:08:00.000+05:30

ppl the above mentioned link is dangerous to visit and pl visit it at ur own risk..the URL is
"kantriboy.blogspot.com"

read bloody.read

2005-11-01T14:31:00.000+05:30

As I don’t know the friends too well in col yet, I have come up with these one line descriptions of as many as I can of them. Full descriptions will be given I due time.

Vasu: comfortably gay and waves his left hand with a homosexxuale smile to attract guys...

Shabarish(Shabbu): Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny

Arjun(SK) Shalooooom

Mrinal: Putturistacally (putt-ur-risti-cally) cool

Prashant(teeka tho-li):Neanderthal

Paresh: has been seduced by vasu

Uday(New-day): colossally afraid

Chetan: porno

Aravind: Harihar’s SEX BOMB

Kushal(kushee): who??????????

Ravi pandit: unbelievably naive

Swapnil :chuth,mairandi,gandoo,bong-chaser

Avinash: Nice to pass time with

Anvesh: pachyderm

Shreyas: tumkur’s latest sensation

Sanjith:topless kannadiga

Vidyashankar: 113

Rakshith: Odi maga

Nitesh: Haryana’s own JOGI

Kapil: shortest prick alive

More to follow later…..

IMPORTANT

2005-10-30T21:48:00.000+05:30

Ppl important notice.The URL of the blog will be changed to “flyover.blogspot.com” in a month or so.Pl do visit then too.

All I HAVE TO SAY IS:

2005-10-30T21:39:00.000+05:30

Param param param param param pa ra WACKOW………..well this article will tell u ppl abt how I got ragged before diwali with the anit raggin squad present..I was dragged unceremoniously outta my bed at around midnight one day and made to walk up and down my corridor giving an impression to my roommate Aravind who was supp to be a prostitute that I was interested in her and he was supposed to lure me in with his “wares”…..I was then to bargain for a fair price till the seniors said it was k and then go with him to the room of mine..

Now for incident no 2…Vasu(gay)..Ani(CSI topper),Swapnil(whore) And myself headed towards the gym one day and I thought it’d be better to stretch on the basketball court before gymmin..Unfortunately there was a horny seventh semmer there waiting to rag us…So he asks me wat sem I think he’s in and I happily say 1^st sem.Then he starts off the session by making us give our bio data’s and then made me and the above mentioned whore the much acclaimed SJCE march…He the made Vasu sing metallica songs and made us head bang to them.and to add insult to injury the floodlights were on and it was bloody raining..We were ordered to make new codes and an anthem for the college…

And this is with the squad existing and the flood lights on. keep hooked for now..

yes jay cee yee

2005-10-11T19:09:00.000+05:30

This is my first entry since I joined the hostel. first things first…food’s not bad….although I do face a linguistic problem there…Kannada happens to be the lingua franca there. and I am obviously not well versed in it. so right now it’s crude sign language I’ve resorted to there, among my roommates who hail from Bhadravati and Harihar…Pacts have also been signed with three bangaloreans and a delhite abt the usage of the English language amongst us lest we forget it in the upcoming four years..
Endeavours taken by the above mentioned delhite and me to locate the friggin girls hostel on the campus have failed miserably but we are as of now showing no signs of giving up…..The seniors are waiting for the first month to end and begin the ragging cause there exists an anti ragging squad now which kinda locks us juniors in a cage after ten in the night. A grill has been "erected" on our floor to keep those horny things at bay…..
The twenty-four Internet turned out to be a myth. Cause we are scared to get outta the block in the night and during the day the seniors have labs there….
I also have the distinction of falling down hard on my back on a very wet basketball court while tryin a lay up and also falling off the parapet (pronounced as papparet by me)of a bus stop in the evening on the same day…….
The SJCE code
1) Seniors are always right
2Never question the Seniors
3) Junior girls are for Seniors and Senior Girls are also for Seniors (which leaves me with the junior boys as the only option)
4) Never speak to a Senior unless ur spoken to
5) If any questions refer to rule II
The SJCE salute consists of a person saluting, grasping his "family jewels" with his other hand, and jumping three times in the air shouting SJCE rules. The march cannot be described but only been shown and will be done so the next time we meet on demand…
So until then
Au revoir…..namaskara

JOSH..

2005-09-27T12:04:00.000+05:30

today we pass into the realm of Preetam Joshi,who likes callin himself JOSH to add sex appeal to his name which he obviously lacks...This dude lives in kengeri satelite and has been the victim of a prank played recently by a friend and me...The prank consisted of us sms ing him as horny girls on the lookout for boyfriends....He introduced himself as "josh" and claimed he looks like Abhishek Bachchan,a hindi movie star....The look on his face when we broke the news to him in person is recorded on my mobile..Intersted personnel may contact me...This studious person is suspected to have typed random numbers on his mobile and is said to have tried to make friends that way...His antics include pronouncing champagne as cham..pag..ne and vinyas as in..gini..yas....How he does this is still bein researched.He was also the victim of another prank played by me in the 4th grade.There was a bore being dug near his place and i happened to come across cream shaped mud cakes....So i try passing them off as chocolates and our pal actually bites into one of them.As a note i would like to add that he wore braces at that time and had the nickname of "Metal Mouth"....
Result:A sight u'd gladly have missed...braces and mud don't go along very well at all...
Evaluation:Gullible,sensitive,lonely,influencable chap....

It`s LESBO TIME BABY

2005-09-26T17:10:00.000+05:30

wat sort of a person would name their debut story that. dunno.I'll tell u.I now present to you a world famous personality and the hugest fan of MARLYN MANSON i mean monroe. Ajay Aravind.The next few posts will deal wit my friends and their flaws.So first on is Ajay.He is of normal height.But hold on that's the only thing normal abt him.He's a little wierd,obsessed wit chains and whips in the bedroom(where i most certainlty hav not been)...Strangles unknown ppl,applied for the groping job in PVR but was turned down cause he gave the manager a touchy sample.Is a big fan of UPPI DADA and his pal SHIVRAJKUMAR...BirthPlaces:Kerala(yuck),Portugal,Bangalore,Goa,Dubai..
Is app connected to the Spanish Monarchy{??????}.
Knows the periodic table byhart and also the capital of Moldova(a country app)....Is widely acknowledged by himself as an expert in the fields of Harry Potter,Lord Of The Rings etc etc....Likes mushrooms and Vinyas.Eccentric Pain in the arse but a good friend...
plus he types on his fone with the dictionary off.
Coming up tommorow is another personality called SUI or GIRIRAJA.
Same Blog,Same Dude.
TILL THEN............

YENNNNNNNNNNNNN

2005-09-24T21:51:00.000+05:30

Banni, banni, banni…today we go to the world of Dr.Pranav Karnad…this wannabe doctorate in chemistry, physics, mathematics and constipation as of now studies?? In Jain
College and thinks he’s a stud. Unfortunately ppl think otherwise…His academic achievements include a thesis on the question “1+1=….”and much more..His claim to fame is the fact that he cries, acts and walks like a girl during Mr.Jonny Joseph’s botany classes, otherwise and that he hails frm anantpoorlu in Andhra wat Pradesh…his is the only recorded case of studying hard and failing miserably in exams. There was a typhoon the day he was born cause the apple was just blown into another continent from it’s tree cause his dad, believe it or not ppl is a graduate from IIT, and his mum is a senior vice president in a software mnc…. This has widely lead to the belief that he was adopted…We are awaiting conformation from the parties concerned….funny incidents in his life include his birth and mere existence…………..

Evaluation: Great mimic. potential lesbian. and a genius wit the calculator(he used it to find out the answer to he question discussed in his thesis)

Men In TIGHTS

2005-09-23T12:11:00.000+05:30

Am back….well after two hectic days in Google, am jobless enough to blog again. well today I welcome you to the world of AVINASH….this four foot something has been the main cause for me to kiss ass for the past few weeks….Well we think ppl who visit their mom’s place too often are immature,avinash on the other hand is of a totally different league. He goes a step further and visits his grandmom,s place…..He reckons his low self-esteem is the result of us bothering him about his habit of ruining his curtains by crying…His usual attire consists of tight bright “JING JACK”(jeeen ja..ck) T Shirts along with jeans he picked out from the 80,s women Tommy Nofinger collection for spastics….

Well all of us had gone out to watch The Lord of the Rings and it was quite late and we didn’t get a bus .So we decided to take autos. So Natesh and a Sohan are the unfortunate one’s who are to accompany this “louse” back home and on reaching their maisons he claims to have no money. So the other two cough up the money by mortgaging their underwear and somehow manage to pay the auto dude…..Then our pal proudly claims the in the next few days that he had 200 bucks that night with him but he didn’t want to break the notes…..Sohan and Natesh still await his share of money….his other kiriks(kee..ree..csks) include avoiding the whole share of friends and thinking too low of himself and preferring his grand mom’s place to cricket or football..

Evaluation: Good goalkeeper, bad sense of dressing, very low self esteem, and a pain in the right buttock for left handed ppl and a pain in the left one for right handed one’s when he acts wierd….

The LEAR

2005-09-20T15:42:00.000+05:30

well now, i am in a difficult position.where do i begin????it's deadzil for heaven's sake.Cal him anything u want and he would'n mind but just try calling him AntiChrist....he's tal,dark and decomposing.He hangs out in the ST JOHN'S MORGUE and is the only person who feels at home in the anatomy room.Well this chap was elected class rape by us and remained so for two years...he has a history of being turned down by girls an is widely used as a dehornifying agent by women worldwide.All u hav to do is look at his picture and ur sex drive goes out the window.He also has the record in our class for the most no of relationships.He is known to sleep around wit the teachers especially Mr.Jimmy to whom he donates a free "physical" everynight.He also was the only guy in the theatre who closed his eyes when kiera knightley got Randy in King Arthur..He is known in th sporting world for his stamina...he is afterall the only Wicketkeeper in history to faint out of dehydration.....He claims he isn straight,and tat he doesn watch porn.....he also claims to have slept wit ShriTej..his innocent neighbour whom he seduced in a negligee when the latter came to hand over some books.his famous sayings are as follows
Wassup DumbFuck
BULL CRAP
BITCH
I LOVE NEHA
GIMME SOME WATER DA MACHA(during any game)
Evaluation:complete whore,loved by teachers,goes to mass regurarly.has a fucking long name"Dominic Denzil Sandeep Berchmans"and is 3000 years old....
PS:also a gullible person who'd give u 100 bucks to booze if u ask him.

why does it happen to me????

2005-09-19T12:20:00.000+05:30

was on MG road yesterday with a few friends and we happened to pass by The Deccan Herald Office.Now they have copies of their paper outside and i unfortunately was of the impression that they were complimentary copies...so much against the advice of a friend, i happen to pick one when the security bugger apprehends me and asks me wat the hell i was upto...Damn and i had to say, i thought it was free and to much amusement displayed by my so called "friends", i had to replace the copy...silver lining ,t'was the noon time and lot of ppl didi't witness it..
thank god..............

Eh Why Yaaaaaaaaa???????

2005-09-19T12:05:00.000+05:30

now we tread onto uncharted territories.i now present to you ladies and gentlemen "The THIRD sex,The tallest and smartest lesbian,The organism puberty forgot........Vinyaaaasssssss"...acclaimed all over as the illicit lover of PMV,and the indian counterpart of Michael Jackson,this 6foot thing used to reside in bangalore.He is also famous as the auto driver sangha's entertainment liason....his/her hobbies include killing lizards by drowning them,and also memorizing the tv timetable rather than his exam timetable,locking his little sisiter in the room to make her study so it can watch tv etc etc...It is afraid of insects and makes unusual noices when one is thrown on it.But it also happens to have an IQ of over 170!!!!!!! they say that serial killers usually have high IQ'S....well when in school he was the captain of his house and they had a female vice captain.On sports day,it is traditional for the captain to give commands to his house during the march past and on hearing it's voice the counsellor decided the vice captain's voice would be manlier and therefore asked her to give the commands.... HA HA HA.and it is known to travel all over with no less than 200 rupees in it's purse...where does this plethora of cash flow in from????i'll tell. "ATM" aka "AUTORICKSHAW" teller men...he exchanges sexual favours for money and also free "RIDES".....hence the post of entertainment liason was created in his honour...if u come across a 6foot thing wit unusually large feet withe a freaky voice.take my advice and throw a bug on it....
stay tuned...for more...
EVALUATION:belts ppl like hell,would have gotten into IIT if it had studied,tall and horny.could play football for the national women's team and stop locking ur sister in the room or it's the NHRC for u.....

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2005-09-17T12:14:00.000+05:30

Continuing wit my version of a hitchhiker’s guide to my circle of friends. we now visit the organism most of us think god created when he was having a hangover and depressed big time…His parents named him Chidanand but he is more aptly named “ANIMAL LOVER”….yes his love for the flora and fauna extend far beyond the usual petting exhibited by normal humans….His other hobbies include lying to such an extent that ppl find it hard to believe even when he tells the truth. Swims really well, and is good at chess and carom…Well we were on a trek recently on a nearby hillock. On reaching the summit, the sane ppl decided to take a break to recharge our batteries for the descent. But chidu(in search of an elephant)took some of the guys on an adventure of his own…After wandering in the semi jungle for about 15 minutes, and getting terribly lost, wat does he do. He gets on a small rock and shouts his lungs out saying “WE ARE NOW OFFICIALY LOST!!!!1”….they were then fortunately rescued by another pal whose description shall be given in the due time….

Evaluation: Good friend, bad sense of humour,weird sense of sexuality

WHY NOOOOOOO??????????

2005-09-16T21:53:00.000+05:30

am back…. now we have another friend of mine coming up. He’s someone wit no parental love. That is obvious from the fact when his mom started calling him SUI instead of suhas. He’s known across the fair lands as the guy who says the most obvious things with “I think” as a prefix. For example, we were coming back from a concert,10 of us stuffed in a car, grossly violating every rule written abt overcrowding when the guys think it would be amusing to remind me of my “short”comings..This goes on for abt 15 minutes when finally the Bird (sugas) says “I think they are belting u da”… now he’s also called the bird cause the hairstylist of his doesn like him either…he always makes his hair look like a plume. So we’ve named him GIRIRAJA. An indigenous type of fowl developed right here in Karnataka….Plus sui is also widely acknowledged for the fact that his facial nerves are dead…That’s right ppl…absolutely no expressions on his face whatsoever….some of his famous sayings are as follows

Why Nooooooo

Gandooooo Bulllleee

Bye{told in the girliest way possible}

And OH FUCK[sung wit such devotion it makes yanni look like a guy]

Plus he’s also known in the friend’s circuit as the guy who chacaks {cha..cack..s}

Cause he’s paid an unnaturally high amount of money to get into a college called “KSI WAT” yup no one’s heard of the college…there’s more but there is just too little place…

Overall evaluation: Nice dude, good company but better to make fun of…

PS:he’s knwn as Justin Brown in his call center job and he can’t talk over the fone for over 20 seconds…tom it’s the chance of a guy called chidu.

Get hooked…..

2005-09-16T11:33:00.000+05:30

In response to the questions put forward by the soon to be Dr Drool..the IISC incident has been posted and in the third entry dated sept 13th the latter has been discussed in brief...and now back to work..

2005-09-16T11:18:00.000+05:30

Well due to the amazin no of requests pouring in(1), i have decided to talk aabt the IISC incident.
This happened in the first of the two miserable years i spent in CHRIST JUNIOR..We were taken to one of the most prestigious institutions in India "The Indian Institue of Science" [pranav wants to work here!!!!!!!!!!]by our mallu class teacher Mischer Jimmy Maathew.Well all this science(?) teacher went to this campus for was to make out with his Ganesh Beedi smokin partner,the small hipped Magesh...He needed the campus,we needed the education.He was denied entry many times before cause the average IQ level dropped in the campus way below the permissable level, every time he and his love bird got randy and decided to use the greens of the campus...So to compensate the drop,he got us along and we(Vinyas alone would have done and he could have joined them but jimmy wasn brainy enough to figure that out) compensated for it.So the guys from IISC have this small corridor set up and a warning saying "LOW CEILING" and unfortunately for me my head didin't reach the ceiling.Even worse Jarin had to be there to witness this and he laughed so much that abnormal amounts of his saliva was wasted...stay glued for more....

2005-09-15T17:58:00.000+05:30

respectfully saar..is u boing COCK eyed?i
is wonaring throught out the
phillum thaat u is looking somewhare elshe
when u looking at shri
amitabhji saar...he is acting veary good no.
is u managing to get shari
amitabhji saar ka autographh.i is vey nosy no.
but it is shri amitabhji
saar..that ish why i is asking....plus u is acting
in JANGLE BOY movie
no...my favourite alsho.....i is liking
 your acting very
much....thanking you..
yoursh phaithpully
amough

This is wat sohan and me thought up during
our lunch break in google when we found his name on IMDB.com

2005-09-15T16:22:00.000+05:30

thank u chirag..and ur as bad as me or worse and i m just compilmenting you here....don't get me to start on the insults..you'd probably have to visit ur doctor again for sure..btw just heard ur mom celebrated her birthday recently.SO HEMA MAAM H{APPY} BIRTHDAY.. Chirag stop thinking of food for sometime... anyway going on to other embarassing moments of my life..In the prison i was forced to call college for two years,i took up[to impress members of the opposite sex]french as the second language....in one of these classes conducted by a very sweet but huge teacher,the world's tallest and smartest Lesbian aka "VINYAS" decided it would be funny to paste on my back a piece of paper which contained the saying "Kick me cause am short"....now this would have been tolerated if among friends but on that day the teacher gives out our assingments and i go to collect my paper from her..so after collecting my piece of art,which had been marked as unfit to be read by humans,i innocently was returning to my desk giving the teacher a full view of my back.She notices the paper and calls me back and to add insult to injury reads it out to the whole class hitherto confrming her entry into my "TO KILL LIST"

2005-09-14T18:23:00.000+05:30

Hello yet again..since i have finished my work for the day and sohan still hasn't thanks to all the breaks he took to run to the cafeteria to get PRINGLES....am blogging now.so continuing with my embarassments in life.here is another one my friends like reminding me about....i was happily thinking abt sushmita sen in skimpy clothes during one of the torturous assemblies in school where our head master who is widely acknowledged as an asshole sings and blows his golden trumpet when i was suddenly awakened from this by the nudging of a friend in a rib i deem precious..(nothin like that i like all my ribs.not marilyn manson u knw).he tells me the blue whale on stage(headmaster)who was giving away awards had called out my name too...The aftereffects of sushmita sen in a bikini still lingererd in my neurons and i happily forgot the fact that i hadn't won anything yo be awared for...so i race away to the stage in front of the whole school only realizing that it was a prank when i was on stage......keep reading for more............

2005-09-14T11:38:00.000+05:30

Moving on to more social issues.My love life is non existent as is most of the other bloggers...two proposals of mine have turned out to be total disasters..In the first case the member of the opposite question nearly said YES!!!!!! and i got cold feet and i said believe it or not "APRIL FOOL"... I deserve to get my backside kicked for the rest of my life..anyway in round two where i didn't develop cold feet,i had to actually convince the girl i had a crush on her(sigh)..............and then she walked awy without an answer...this is published in public interest for those who blog regularly....HOW SAD ARE WE......

2005-09-14T11:32:00.000+05:30

HELLO ALL!!!!!!!!! well in response to the overwhelming comments(2) i have decided to continue this social service and bring down ppl`s morale.In view of gandhi's(avinash) response all i have to say is UR A *#@$$^$^$%^^$% (just insult urself)..and in wake of sohan's question,i have come to the conclusion that the question is the one Douglas Adams speaks of in his A Hitchiker's Guide TO The Galaxy and we'll probably need a supersuper computer to find the answer....

2005-09-12T13:36:00.000+05:30

2005-09-12T13:26:00.000+05:30

WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL WORLD OF BENGALOOROOO.tThis happens to be the easier way.The normal way would involve killing annoying personalities like Ajay aravind and twisting Avinash's THIRD nipple for thirty seconds..So consider yourself lucky.This blog will mainly be my source to tell stuff that i would not actually tell you on your face.. SO if you are shocked by wat i post..don't be cause i'll be the same person but now only with an outlet other than yelling at my BATHROOM WALLS.So if u ppl have a problem with that...BALLS TO YOU.SEE i`ve begun already.